Gaffa The Hut
- Wearing the completely unneccesary lanyard (Srin)
- "My blusher pinks cheeks"
- Harrie's Top Ten: Actresses; highlights include "devil wears prada evil lady" and "Harry potter grey haired lady"
- "Internet connection speed" as Jonny's main moan
- "Ball of the cheeks"
- "Internally combust"
- The cocoa catastrophe
- Thinking M is after N in the alphabet
- The Ken Dodd died joke...
- "I wrote Monty Python"
- "Sher"
- Coffee meets bosom in romantic cafe
- A plain crêpe.
- "Minesweeper is just aimless clicking"
- "You can sell kidneys to the NHS"
- "Darcey Bussell (favourite sportsperson of all) is not a judge on Strictly"
- "All my top ten are current sportsmen" - "I thought you meant alive"
- Essential ski tour spiralizer
Ken Dodd
- "Oh, Ive got with Rosy Belchy"
- Rue de la Puss
- "Do you think they meant 8am local or UK time?"
- "Its onesie night tonight, right? Do we need to wear a onesie?"
- "Who's got the most gaffs?"
- Recalling Cancun minutes after everyone had been discussing it.
- The key gaff.
- "Newcastle upon the Lime"
- "Ken Dodd" instead of answering 'kind of'
- Spelling 'eye' with an 'I' in Psychiatrist
- Giving away Nicholas Cage instantly
- Getting pole ring stuck on the wrong way
Others
- FVG: went to mens toilets for no reason
- MP: "We can't play Ring of Fire! Think how many cards everyone will have"
- JTay: the fricking door locking handle locking fricking incident. Frick.
- NG: second favourite fruit is ... Apricot. Apricot!