21/4/15: adverts on Cricinfo make me as sour as this ruddy orange
21/4/15 hours later. Changes: pillow, shades, music and a book. That is all.
A drunk Jonny is a rude Jonny. Please ignore the Princess Fiona impression.
One scowl to scold them all and in the darkness chastise them
The lesser-spotted Jonny-working species
Never happier than when brooding behind a book
This FIFA result had Jonny moaning for hours
Eyes, Tache, Questionable Bands. Kim Jong Un spots silly fag hands..
"I didnt realise how this would look together"
Did a marathon: Kudos. Moaned for the next year: Kudonts.
Sad moment to see such a good source of moaning leave the flat
Even a smile is forced through gritted teeth and crossed arms